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    Funny Jokes and Stories

    Okay, I will begin. This thread is just for having a bit of fun and maybe sharing some of our own national jokes from each of our own country. Please remember to be kind to others and not make VERY racist or cruel joke towards another user, although some playful making fun is accepting

    Here is two jokes from the Chukchi people, nomads from east Siberia:

    A Chukcha and a Russian meets a bear. Russian man miss the bear with his last bullet, and they try to escape. Chukcha put on his skis.
    "This is no good!" Russian says. "With skis you can not run faster than this bear!"
    "I do not need to run faster than bear" Chukcha says. "I just need to run faster than you."

    A Chukcha comes back to his village from visit to Moscow. The people is very excited and asks him "Oh my. Tell us, what have you seen in Russia?"
    "It was very interesting" Chukcha says. "They say everything is for the betterment of man. And guess what...
    I even meet this man myself!"

    Anyone has any good ones?
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    two guys are walking at night. they are accusing each other of being too drunk.
    one guy says, "if you're not drunk...you can do anything.."
    he points his flashlight to the sky , "you will climb up this beam of light!"
    the second guy cannot believe his ears, he says back, "you must be really drunk! when I climb up you will turn it off!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by boron View Post
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    two guys are walking at night. They are accusing each other of being too drunk.
    One guy says, "if you're not drunk...you can do anything.."
    he points his flashlight to the sky , "you will climb up this beam of light".
    The second guy says, "do you take me for a drunk? When i climb up you will turn it off."
    Ha Ha!
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    hehe I think I didn't tell it well in English though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boron View Post
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    hehe I think I didn't tell it well in English though.
    Well, I understand it. And my English is terrible
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    Q: Why did God give women a belly button?

    A: So there's a place to stash your gum on the way down.

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    A man was looking for work at a blacksmith shop. The blacksmith asked him, "can you shoe horses?"
    "I'm not sure," the man said, "but I once told a donkey to **** off".

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    The movie Brokeback Mountain is ushering in a new wave of western, but in this genre the good guys get it in the end.

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    Three buddies went on a skiing trip, but the hotel was overbooked, so they all had to share a king-size bed in a single room. In the morning one guy said, “I had a strange dream last night that I was being jerked off.”
    “That’s odd, ” another guy said. “I had the same dream.”
    The guy who had slept between them said,
    “Uh-oh. I dreamed I was skiing.”

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    What did the sign outside a whorehouse say?
    Beat it. We’re closed.

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    Two elderly men were talking about their sex lives. One told the other, “I had sex with a 30 years –old three times last night.”
    The friend said, “Wow. You must be using that Viagra.”
    “No,” the man said. “I know a little secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can have sex for hours.”
    So the second man ran to the nearest supermarket and grabbed six loaves of wheat bread. At the checkout counter the cashier said, “That’s a lot of bread. It will probably get hard before you’re done eating it all.”
    “Well, I’ll be damned,” the man said. “Does everyone know about this but me?”

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    ^ Ha, the second one I am understand the best
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    Prehistoric Oval Fossil.
    Approximately 6,000,000,000 years old

    I found this many years when I was prospecting for gold in riverbed just outside of
    Girdwood.
    I couldn't believe that it was just sitting there because there were several people in the area and
    none of them seemed to notice it at all.
    Even though I have no formal geological training I know that something is old when I see it and this object is certainly old.
    I had originally placed it in the backyard but the darn thing kept attracting bugs and other things that tried to burrow under it.
    I suspect that it may be some sort of insect trap from some forgotten civilization but cannot be sure of this due to the age of the item.
    I love this thing but the wife says that she'll leave me if I don't get rid of it.
    So it's up for grabs.



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    im not rich girls dont like me unsure why/ they like that mean guy the bad stinky and alcoholic dud? I fear marriage and girls i fear the problems that will come with the wife? I fear that she hurt me like all others girls in my past.

    I dont like prostitution, nor strip clubs they make me feel so bad for the girls they do that kinda job it hurts me emotionally. I feel sorry when i see beautiful girls dancing naked for bunch ugly perves, it make me ask my self she could be with me and be happy for the rest of her life yet they chose the dogs over a good life.

    So my option is a doll for the rest of my life as this doll will not lie, hurt you lower your self esteem, eat your money take your house take your kids and take your money donít tell me they are good honest girls out there it not true it a statment i hear all the time just to give you hop and make you feel better.

    So in my case i opt for a doll it sad but i face my reality and my path in sex life wise. So please each person has his or her own reasons, donít judge of hate as if you were in some one placeÖ..
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    So Rick Santorum dropped out of the 2012 Presidential Race...

    I thought Rick Santorum didn't believe in pulling out...

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    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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    In America, many "gifted children" (who are mostly white) wind up as drug addicts or criminals, because of intense societal pressure to be a dumb**** and "just like everyone else." Stand out as intelligent in an American school? You will be ridiculed. It's ten times as ****ing bad if you go to school that's got a lot of blacks in it. That's why our top universities are so full of Asians, because they mostly stick with each other and don't care about societal pressures to have a "social life." Some of us whites want to have friends and sex, and to do that, we have to sacrifice our abilities to be part of the herd. Then guess what? Despite being of above-average to superior intelligence, you STILL have to work the same shit tier slave jobs as the herd, while all the anti-social gooks and Jews (whites being very social creatures is another one of our downfalls in modern society, unfortunately) get to attend prestigious universities. This ****s them up in the head. A bunch of the "gifted" kids I went to school with are in jail now or are addicted to heroin/pills.
    spoken like a true delusional burger-flipping retard
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