Okay, I will begin. This thread is just for having a bit of fun and maybe sharing some of our own national jokes from each of our own country. Please remember to be kind to others and not make VERY racist or cruel joke towards another user, although some playful making fun is accepting
Here is two jokes from the Chukchi people, nomads from east Siberia:
A Chukcha and a Russian meets a bear. Russian man miss the bear with his last bullet, and they try to escape. Chukcha put on his skis.
"This is no good!" Russian says. "With skis you can not run faster than this bear!"
"I do not need to run faster than bear" Chukcha says. "I just need to run faster than you."
A Chukcha comes back to his village from visit to Moscow. The people is very excited and asks him "Oh my. Tell us, what have you seen in Russia?"
"It was very interesting" Chukcha says. "They say everything is for the betterment of man. And guess what...
I even meet this man myself!"
Anyone has any good ones?